( Dasar aMaD mah ore weruh LEULEUNGED, wis weruh Cipluk lagi ngelamun iku jeh ngomong asal MELOEK bae )

aMaD : Lagi ape Pluk, lagi ngelamun tah ! puantesan ore ganteng - ganteng wong pegaweane ngelamun bae sire mah Pluk !

( Barang Ngerungu wakul ngomong, Cipluk Langsung MENCUCU )

Cipluk : Sire mah Uasal bae lamun ngomong kuen MaD ! Mase mantan COVER BOY ore ganteng ! kabeh geh weruh lamun kite kuen guanteng !

( Saking kerunyane aMaD terus nakon maning )

aMaD : iye wis lamun konon mah, trus saiki pengen ape sirane Pluk ?

( Barang di takoni pengen mangan ape, Cipluk langsung semangat jawabe )

Cipluk : Puguh iye MaD !, sembarang sore kite pengen mangan JAGUNG kih MaD !

( Ngerungu Cipluk pengen mangan jagung, aMaD langsung berangkat tuku jagung bari ngomong )

aMaD : Wong sire mah pengen mangan jagung bae kudu ngelamun dipit, wis tonggoni kite arep jukut jagung dipit Pluk !

( aMaD langsung menuju TKP, barang wis tekang TKP aMaD langsung manjing ning kandang manuk DARA, trus di jukut jagung sing gena mangan manuk dara kuen, laju di nekaken ning Cipluk, barang wis di terima, Udu ne terima kasih, iku jeh Cipluk malah muarah - marah ning aMaD )

Cipluk : Sire mah Dasar Ore weruh LEULEUNGED MaD ! emange kitane manuk dara tah kon mangan jagung kien..!

( Ngerungu Cipluk marah, aMaD malah tambah marah maning )

aMaD : Premene sih sire kuen Pluk..! jereh mau pengen jagung, barang wis di jukutaken malah sewot - sewot, Wis gancang di pangan jagunge kuh, bokan sing due manuke GEGELATI, iku geh ulih ngembil, sing duene mah lake Pluk !

( Barang ngerungu talang bocor ngomong, Cipluk langsung semaput bari ngelegi jagung sembari ngegerutu )

" Dasar wong ore waras..!
Wong pengen mangan JAGUNG REBUS jeh di nai JAGUNG MANUK..! DASAR GELO..!

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