( Wong di takoni jeh aye VALENTINO ROSSI bae aMaD kien jawabe )

Cipluk : Arep ning ndi MaD, buru - buru amat..!
aMaD : Biase Pluk, Arep NGEBUT lah mumpung dine minggu pasti rame keh Pluk!
Cipluk: La kueren amat tah arep ngebut kuen, emang arep ngebut ning ndi MaD ?

( Barang di takoni arep ngebut ning ndi, aMaD rade SINIS jawabe )

aMaD : Sire mah jadi uwong jeh pengen weruh bae Pluk ! kan jereh ustad geh lamun pengen weruh urusan uwong mah DOSA !
Cipluk : La kite geh weruh merono mah MaD ! tapi kan kite mah udu pengen weruh urusan uwong, emang sirane wis jadi uwong tah MaD ?

( aMaD tambah emosi bae barang di takoni wis jadi uwong. La uwis geh langsung ngecaprak segale - gale )

aMaD : Wong sire mah ngomong sembarangan bae Pluk, mase kite urung jadi uwong, makane lamun sekole mah bayar SPP ne karo duit, aje karo minyak tanah ! iye wis lamun pengen weruh mah gancang ngintil Pluk !

( Saking penasaran pengen weruh, ahire Cipluk ngintil. Barang wis tekang perapatan, aMaD langsung manjing ning tukang sate terus langsung ngejukut ILIR/KIPAS. ngedeleng aMaD ngejukut ILIR Cipluk langsung heran bari sewot - sewot )

Cipluk : Apa ne ngejukut ILIR kuen MaD ! Jereh arep NGEBUT !
( Ngerungu Cipluk sewot, aMaD langsung munclak - munclak, bari sewot maning )

aMaD : Wong sire mah gati di omongane Pluk ! Kan sing mau geh kite wis warah arep ngebut ! Terus lamun kite ore ngejukut ilir, Laju peremen arep NGEBUT SATE ne ! emang gelem tah sire sing NGEDAMUNI sate ne Pluk !

Cipluk langsung semaput barang di kon ngedamoni sate bari NGECAPRAK )

" Alaaaaaahhh sire kih MaD ! Lamun ngomong gawe kite bingung bae ! Sangke kite mah arep NGEBUT kuen balapan Motor, gane jeh NGEBUTI sate, gati sire mah ore weruh DUR MaD..!

( Cipluk langsung melengos bari mangani tusuk sate , saking juengkele ning aMaD )

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