( Wong malem jumat udune yasinan aMaD mah malah Jalan - jalan, Barang ketemu Cipluk mah jadi uyer urusane ! Bari Rade heran Cipluk nakon)

"Arep ning ndi malem jumat kelayaban kuen MaD ?!

( Barang ngerungu di sangke KELAYABAN, aMaD langsung mencak - mencak )

aMaD : Sire mah lamun ngomong kuen ore di masak dipit Pluk ! La iye geh ore enak di rungune ! Emang sirane pengen weruh tah kite pengen ning endi kuen..!
Cipluk : La iye pengen weruh geh MaD !, kan bokan kesasar doang lamun ore weruh mah MaD !
aMaD : Oh konon tah Pluk, Ya wis lamun pengen weruh mah melu bae sekalian, kite arep tuku " BB " Kih Pluk !

( Barang ngerungu LAMBU KASANG ngomong pengen tuku " BB ", Cipluk kaget bari keheranen )

Cipluk : La kueren amat tah arep tuku " BB " kuen MaD ? Mame yai geh ngenggone hp jadul 3310, emang sirane bise tah ngenggo " BB " kuen MaD ?

( Barang di takoni bise ore ngenggone, aMaD langsung NYAUT )

aMaD : Wong sire mah ning wong GUANTENG jeh nakon bise ore, La encer geh ngenggo " BB" mah, wong tinggal ngusapaken ning kelek doang geh beres Pluk !

( Barang ngerungu tinggal ngusapaken ning kelek, Cipluk nambah heran barang aMaD manjing ning warung. Barang wis beres, aMaD metu sing warung. Cipluk langsung meng INTEROGASI )

Cipluk: Apa ne MaD ! jereh arep tuku " BB " kelemen tuku ning warung, biasane kan tuku " BB " mah ning Konter MaD !

( Barang Cipluk nakon konon, aMaD langsung marah - marah sampe Cipluke tambah keheranen di sewoti aMaD )

aMaD : Pluk , sire mah ngeledek bae ning kite ! mase tuku Bedak gena kelek kudu ning konter ! emange kitane wis ore waras tah...! sembarangan bae lamun ngomong kuen !

( Barang ngerungu aMaD sewot - sewot, Cipluk tak bisa berbuat apa - apa hanya Geleng - geleng ENDAS sambil ngedumel ning jero ati )

" Dasar wong SE-PE-LENG, gawe bingung wong ganteng bae, sangke kite mah BB kuen BLACKBURI gane jeh BAU BADAN, puantesan sing mau mambune PERENGUS !,!

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