( Wong ore ilok mikir bae jeh , kaye wong iye maen catur segale, La uwis geh UYER kabeh )

aMaD : Pluk, sire bise maen CATUR ore ?
Cipluk : Weh la encer geh maen catur mah MaD !
aMaD : Wani ore maen catur lawan kite Pluk ?
Cipluk : La wong macem bae sire mah MaD ! komo maning sire, KARPOV, KASPAROV karo UTUT bae geh merinding ngerungu aran kite maen catur mah MaD !
aMaD : Ngengkeng amat sire kuen Pluk ! Bokan tah merindinge mah ngedeleng sire iku, kaye ngedeleng setan kuen Pluk !?
Cipluk : Wong sire mah Asal bae lamun ngomong kuen MaD ! Mase artis papan atas jeh di sangke setan...! sembarangan bae...!

( Barang ngerungu Cipluk ngomong artis papan atas, aMaD langsung ngakak )

aMaD : Ha...ha...ha... jereh sape sire kuen artis Pluk ? maksude artis mirip setan tah ha...ha...ha...ha...
Cipluk : Sire mah uwong jeh ngeledek bae MaD ! wis saiki gancang buktikaken maen cature MaD !
aMaD : Oke Pluk, maen karo kite mah gampang aturan maene. Lamun sire bise mangan salah siji, arep mangan Pion, kuda, luncur, atawa Bom, sire langsung tak nai duit 100ribu Pluk !
Cipluk : Wih sing bener sih MaD ? Iye wis ari konon mah gancang jalan MaD ?!

( Kaye KARPOV karo KASPAROV bae wong roro kien maen. Mbekan geh tiga langkah, Cipluk langsung mangan kuda )

Cipluk : Nah sire, wis gancang bayar 100ribu MaD ! Kuda sire wis di pangan kih karo PION kite..

( Udune nean Duit, aMaD malah ngejelasaken ning Cipluk )

aMaD : Pluk, makane lamun ane sing ngomong kuen di rongokaken geh Pluk ! Kite kan mau ngomonge "Lamun sire bise mangan kuda" tak nean100rb. Tapi iku kan PION sing mangan kuda ne udu sire , iye kan ? makane lamun pengen duit 100rb mah pangan dipit kuda ne karo sire Pluk !

( Cipluk langsung Melengkek barang aMaD ngomong di kon mangan kuda. Langsung bae Cipluk NGEGERENDENG Saking juwengkele ning aMaD )

Cipluk : " Dasar wong ore jangkep ! Mase kite kon mangan kayu !
Emange kitane RAYAP tah ! Sembarangan bae sire mah
MaD !

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