( wong di takoni kaye VALENTINO ROSSI bae Amad kien jawabe )
CIPLUK : Arep ning ndi Mad, buru - buru amat..!
Amad : Biase Pluk, Arep NGEBUT lah mumpung dine minggu pasti rame Pluk..!
CIpluk : La kueren amat tah Mad arep ngebut kuen, emang arep ngebut ning ndi Mad
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( Barang di takoni arep ngebut ning ndi, AmaD rade SINIS jawabe )

AMAd : Sire mah jadi uwong jeh pengen weruh bae Pluk, kan jereh ustad geh lamun pengen weruh urusan uwong mah DOSA Pluk..!
CIPluk : La kite geh weruh merono mah Mad, tapi kan kite mah udu pengen weruh urusan uwong, emang sirane wis jadi uwong tah Mad ?

( Amad tambah emosi bae barang di takoni wis jadi uwong, La uwis geh langsung ngecaprak segale - gale )
aMad : Wong sire mah ngomong sembarangan bae Pluk, mase kite urung jadi uwong, makane lamun sekole mah bayar SPP ne karo duit, aje karo minyak tanah, iye wis lamun pengen weruh mah gancang ngintil Pluk.


( Saking penasaran pengen weruh, ahire CipLuk ngintil. barang wis tekang perapatan, Amad langsung manjing ning tukang sate terus langsung ngejukut ILIR/KIPAS. ngedeleng Amad ngejukut ILIR Toyibudin langsung heran bari sewot - sewot )

CIPLUK : Apa ne Har ngejukut ILIR kuen, jereh arep NGEBUT !

( Ngerungu Toyib sewot, amAd langsung munclak - munclak, bari sewot maning )

AMAD: Wong sire mah gati di omongane plUk ! kan sing mau geh kite wis warah arep ngebut ! terus lamun kite ore ngejukut ilir, Laju peremen arep NGEBUT SATE ne YIB, emang gelem tah sire sing NGEDAMUNI sate ne Pluk !

( CipLuk langsung semaput barang di kon ngedamoni sate, bari NGECAPRAK )

" Alaaaaaahhh sire kih Mad ! Lamun ngomong gawe kite bingung bae ! sangke kite mah arep NGEBUT kuen balapan Motor, gane jeh NGEBUTI sate, gati sire mah ore weruh DUR Mad...!

( Cipluk Langsung melengos bari makani tusuk sate , saking juengkele ning Amad )

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