( WONG MALEM JUMAT UDUNE YASINAN AMAD MAH MALAH JALAN - JALAN, BARANG KEPENDAK CIPLUK MAH JADI UYER URUSANE.
BARI RADE HERAN TOYIBUDIN NAKON )

" Arep ning ndi mad malem jumat kelayaban kuen...!
( Barang ngerungu di sangke KELAYABAN, AMAD langsung mencak - mencak )

AMAD : Sire mah lamun ngomong kuen ore di masak dipit, La iye geh ore enak di rungune Pluk.. Emang sirane pengen weruh tah kite pengen ning endi kuen..!
CIPLUK : La iye pengen weruh geh Har, kan bokan kesasar doang bakale lamun ore weruh mah Mad...
AMAD : Oh konon tah pluK, Ya wis lamun pengen weruh mah melu bae sekalian Pluk, kite arep tuku " BB " Kih...!

( Barang ngerungu LAMBU KASANG ngomong pengen tuku " BB ", CIPLUK kaget bari keheranen )

CIPLUK : La kueren amat tah arep tuku " BB " kuen Mad ? Mame yai geh ngenggone hp jadul 3310 Har, emang sirane bise tah ngenggo " BB " ne Mad..?

( Barang di takoni bise ore ngenggone, Amad langsung NYAUT )

Amad : Wong sire mah ning wong GUANTENG jeh nakon bise ore, La encer geh ngenggo " BB " mah Pluk, wong tinggal ngusapaken ning kelek doang geh beres Pluk..!

( Barang ngerungu tinggal ngusapaken ning kelek, Cipluk nambah heran bari merhatikaken Amad manjing ning warung, barang wis beres Amad metu sing warung, Cipluk langsung meng INTEROGASI )

CIPLUK : Apa ne MAD, jereh arep tuku " BB " kelemen tuku ning warung, biasane kan tuku " BB " mah ning Konter Mad.

( Barang CiPluk nakon konon, Amad langsung marah - marah sampe Cipluk tambah keheranen di sewoti Amad )

AMAD : Pluk, sire mah ngeledek bae ning kite, mase tuku Bedak gena kelek kudu ning konter, emange kitane wis ore waras tah...! sembarangan bae lamun ngomong kuen...!

( Barang ngerungu Amad sewot - sewot, Cipluk tak bisa berbuat apa - apa hanya Geleng - geleng ENDAS sambil ngedumel ning jero ati )

" Dasar wong SE-PE-LENG, gawe bingung bae, sangke kite mah BB kuen BLACKBURI gane jeh BAU BADAN, puantesan sing mau mambune PERENGUS...!

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