( Wong di takoni kaye VALENTINO ROSSI bae aMaD kien jawabe )

Cipluk : Arep ning ndi MaD, buru - buru amat..!
aMaD : Biase Pluk, Arep NGEBUT lah mumpung dine minggu pasti rame .!
Cipluk : La kueren amat tah arep ngebut kuen, emang arep ngebut ning ndi MaD ?

( Barang di takoni arep ngebut ning ndi, aMaD rade SINIS jawabe )

aMaD : Sire mah jadi uwong jeh pengen weruh bae Pluk, kan jereh ustad geh lamun pengen weruh urusan uwong mah DOSA.!
Cipluk : La kite geh weruh merono mah MaD, tapi kan kite mah udu pengen weruh urusan uwong, emang sirane wis jadi uwong tah MaD ?

( aMaD tambah emosi bae barang di takoni wis jadi uwong, La uwis geh langsung ngecaprak segale - gale )

aMaD : Wong sire mah ngomong sembarangan bae Pluk, mase kite urung jadi uwong, makane lamun sekole mah bayaran SPP ne karo duit, aje karo minyak tanah. iye wis lamun pengen weruh mah gancang ngintil Pluk.!

( Saking penasaran pengen weruh, ahire Cipluk ngintil. Barang wis tekang perapatan, aMaD langsung manjing ning tukang sate terus langsung ngejukut ILIR/KIPAS. ngedeleng aMaD ngejukut ILIR, Cipluk langsung heran bari sewot - sewot )
" Apa ne ngejukut ILIR kuen, jereh arep NGEBUT MaD !
( Ngerungu aMaD sewot, aMaD langsung munclak - munclak, bari sewot maning )

aMaD : Wong sire mah gati di omongane Pluk ! kan sing mau geh kite wis warah arep ngebut ! terus lamun kite ore ngejukut ilir, Laju peremen arep NGEBUT SATE ne, emang gelem tah sire sing NGEDAMUNI satene Pluk ?

( Cipluk langsung semaput barang di kon ngedamoni sate, langsung bae Ngecaprak )

Cipluk : Alaaaaahhhh,,,, sire kih MaD ! Lamun ngomong gawe kite bingung bae ! sangke kite mah arep ngebut iku balapan motor, gane jeh ngebuti sate !!

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