JUDUL : " AMAD VS PACAR "

( Amad mah terlalu uwonge, mase ning wong wadon maen JERONGKONGAKEN bae sampe nangis NGEGOAR - GOAR..! )

Mame : Ore duwe kerunyahan sire mah mad..! Iku ne sape sampe nangis NGEGOAR - GOAR kuen ?

( kaye wong ore due dose Amad jawab )

Amad : Iku mah calon Pacar kite Meu..! tuman bae lah tak JERONGKONGAKEN..

( Mame heran geh ngerungu KLUNGSU ngomong..! )

Mame :Mase Pacar jeh Calon, trus kelemen di jerongkong2aken Lamun calon pacar mah mad ?

Amad : La wong iya ne ngelunjak jeh Meu..! Mase setiap ngobrol karo kite nutupi CUNGUR bae, Kaye kitane Iwak BEREK bae..!

Mame :La bokan tah sirane Mambu har ? Emang wis pirang dine ore adus sirane mad?

( Barang di takoni pirang dine ore adus, Amad Langsung marah2 )

Amad : Mame kien lamun ngomong Uasal Bae yah..! Mase Umat Yang Amat Tampan jeh urung adus pirang dine, sembarangan bae lamun ngomong..! Terus terang bae Meu, kite mah Paling geh mbekan 3 minggu ore adus, kan urung telung puluh dine Meu..!

( Barang ngerungu Tutup Panci ngomong, Mame langsung tutup cungur bari ngomong )

Amad : La iku mah har arane saingan karo Wedus ning jagal lamun 3 minggu urung adus mah..!!

( langsung ngeloyong ore tahan ning mambune Amad)

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