JUDUL : aMaD MANGAN KEPITING

( Dine kien aMaD gawe uyer uwong sepasar, kaye sing iye kaen aMaD arep tuku kepiting, wis weruh kepiting mah Larang iku mah nganyang2 kepiting bae )
" Mang pirahan kepiting kien ?

( Tukang kepiting kaget, ngerungu INTIP GARING nakon harga, wong kudune geh tampang kaye aMaD mah tuku tempe )
"Larang kepiting mah kang, wis mending tuku tempe bae merane.."

( Barang ngerungu di omong konon aMaD MURKA, langsung bae nyaut )
"Wiihhh,, mamang kien sembarangan bae lamun ngomong ! Harga mah ore masalah mang, lamun ane sing cocok mah tak tuku kabeh ! masih pade urip kabeh kan mang ?
cobe uculi kabeh taline kuh ndah keweruhan sing urip karo sing matine

(Tukang kepiting kuaget ngerungu COET ngomong, langsung bae di layani bari mesem )
"La iye masih urip kabeh geh kang ? mase wis mati di dagang ! ane geh wis mati mah di kubur geh, iye kang ??

( Bari nguculi kabeh kepitinge. Barang wis di uculi, kepiting jd uacak acakan pade melayu kabeh, trus barang wis acak2an jeh aMaD kaye ore due dose ngomong ning sing dagang )

"Waduh mang ! kayane kepitinge kuen pade ore waras yah ? mase melakune pade miring kabeh ! wis ore jadi tku mang lah lamun pade gering mah kepitinge ! kite mah gelati kepiting geh sing melakune ning arep, udu miring2 kaye konon ! ( bari ngeloyong ninggalaken Pasar.. )

( La uwis geh tukang kepiting STEP barang ngerungu TEMPOLONG ngomong ! ahire GEGELUNTUNGAN bari mangani kepiting, bari ngomong )

"Ane geh sire sing ore waras mah ! Ning endi2 geh kepiting mah melakune miring, kaye otak sire koh Miring !!!

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