JUDUL : aMaD MANGAN SUMPIT

( Wong aMaD mah yah, ana MaMeu mangan mie jeh nyerodok2 bae )

MaMeu : Mas, Mie ne di sambeli sing wakeh yah ??
Tukaang mie : "pirang sendok pengene sambele meu ?
MaMeu : Dokoni bae ulih patang sendok mah mas,,,, Skalian dokoni sumpit yah !! ?

( Barang MaMeu ngomong konon,Laiku jeh ore puguh2 aMaDmah kaya setrum lg konslet langsng nyamber bae kaya gledeg )

aMaD : Mang ktne kuh semangkok, skalian MaMeu sing bayar yah !?
MaMeu : sire mah mkonon kuen bae MaD ! ya ws skalian bayare ndah ana receh kh ning kantong MaMeu ne gena bocah2.
aMaD : Kite mah aja pedes2 yah mas ?! sambele stngah sendok bae, tapi sumpite sing wakeh ! lg nglih ktane kh mas !

( La yeee dasar aMaD, tarani sumpit kuen apa gale yee kite mah,,,
barang wis jd jeh miene aMaD melompong )

aMaD : Mas apane mie ne wakeh cangkang pring kien !
Tukang mie : jereh mau juk sumpite sing wakeh ?
aMaD : La mbokan kite mah sumpit kuen enak di pangan konon,, gale jeh sumpit kuen cangkang pring tah mas ? La pring mah ng buri umah kta geh wakeh mas .

( Akhire MaMeu sembari geregetan ngomong )
"Wong sire mah MaD, blodog jeh di ingu, La iye geh KETELIMBENG dewek !!!

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