Ubrug Mame Yai Uyat

( Dasar aMaD, sesubuhan wis gawe nangis BOCAH cilik, Gawe MaMeu Beringsang )
MaMeu: Sadis amat sire kuen ning bocah cilik MaD ! Sampe nangis JERARAPEN konon kuen "
aMaD :" Wong iyane ngeledek ning kite jeh MEu, Gawe EROSI bae ( maksude mah EMOSI kuen, cuma ndah di sangke anak sekolahan bahasane )
MaMeu :" Maksude ngeledek ape ning sire ?!
aMaD :" Mau kan bocah kuen lagi nangis MEu, trus tak takoni baik2 karo kite :" Kamu kenapa menangis De ? ( Bahasane mah kaye BABY SISTER bae ) tapi bocah kuen ore jawab malah nyangkin ngegoar2 nangise, La kite kan KUESEL Meu, tak BENTAK bae karo kite,
" Apa ne wong di takoni jeh malah NGEGOAR2 kuen, sirane kelemen !!! Barang di BENTAK mah Alhamdulillah jawab : MATA KU LORO mas !! "
(Ngerungu jawabanane mengkonon, udu ne kerunye malah di SERUNGKUBAKEN bocah kuene, La uwis gah NGEGOAR GOAR maning )
MaMeu :" La kelemen SERUNGKUBAKEN ??"
aMaD :" La barang ngerjani bae kuh, ya tak SERUNGKUBAKEN geh ning kite Meu ! Ning endi2 geh MATA mah LORO mase mate kuh ane papat, udu tah MEu ?!
MaMeu : "Wong sire mah jadi uwong jeh KUPER amat sih, iku kan base JAWA artine "Mata Ku sakit Mas " Wong ning apa ne bae maen GRADAG GRUDUG bae sire mah MaD !
( Barang ngerungu penjelasan Mame, aMaD kaget )
"WADUH !! Puantesan bocah kuen ngucek2 MATA bae, gane mah matane tah sing lare MEu ?!
( Bari NGELOYONG Mame Jawab )
" MBUH lah ! NGELADENI sire mah pade bae karo ngeladeni Tembok..!
-------- S U W A NG K U T _ B A E ...!!! ----------
JUDUL : aMaD LAWAN MATANE BOCAH

( Dasar aMaD, sesubuhan wis gawe nangis BOCAH cilik, Gawe MaMeu Beringsang )
MaMeu: Sadis amat sire kuen ning bocah cilik MaD ! Sampe nangis JERARAPEN konon kuen "
aMaD :" Wong iyane ngeledek ning kite jeh MEu, Gawe EROSI bae ( maksude mah EMOSI kuen, cuma ndah di sangke anak sekolahan bahasane )
MaMeu :" Maksude ngeledek ape ning sire ?!
aMaD :" Mau kan bocah kuen lagi nangis MEu, trus tak takoni baik2 karo kite :" Kamu kenapa menangis De ? ( Bahasane mah kaye BABY SISTER bae ) tapi bocah kuen ore jawab malah nyangkin ngegoar2 nangise, La kite kan KUESEL Meu, tak BENTAK bae karo kite,
" Apa ne wong di takoni jeh malah NGEGOAR2 kuen, sirane kelemen !!! Barang di BENTAK mah Alhamdulillah jawab : MATA KU LORO mas !! "
(Ngerungu jawabanane mengkonon, udu ne kerunye malah di SERUNGKUBAKEN bocah kuene, La uwis gah NGEGOAR GOAR maning )
MaMeu :" La kelemen SERUNGKUBAKEN ??"
aMaD :" La barang ngerjani bae kuh, ya tak SERUNGKUBAKEN geh ning kite Meu ! Ning endi2 geh MATA mah LORO mase mate kuh ane papat, udu tah MEu ?!
MaMeu : "Wong sire mah jadi uwong jeh KUPER amat sih, iku kan base JAWA artine "Mata Ku sakit Mas " Wong ning apa ne bae maen GRADAG GRUDUG bae sire mah MaD !
( Barang ngerungu penjelasan Mame, aMaD kaget )
"WADUH !! Puantesan bocah kuen ngucek2 MATA bae, gane mah matane tah sing lare MEu ?!
( Bari NGELOYONG Mame Jawab )
" MBUH lah ! NGELADENI sire mah pade bae karo ngeladeni Tembok..!
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